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Van Gogh's relatives After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh. His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh. The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh. The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop'n Gogh. The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh. The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh. The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh. His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh. His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh. The Mexican cousin's American half-brother, Grin Gogh. The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh. The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh. The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh. The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh. His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh. The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh. An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh. The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh. A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh. His Italian uncle, Day Gogh. And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.
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