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Card 10:

I admire your strength, I admire your spunk.
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

Card 9:

Our love will never become cold and hollow.
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

Card 8:

I bought this Valentine’s card at the sto.
In hopes that later, you’d be my ho.

Card 7:

This feels so good, it feels so right.
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.

Card 6:

You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class.
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

Card 5:

Before I met you, my heart was so famished.
But now I’m fulfilled ... so make me a samich!

Card 4:

Through all the things that came to pass.
Our love has grown ... but so has your ass.

Card 3:

You’re a honey ... and you’re a cutie.
I just wished you had J-Lo’s "booty".

Card 2:

I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny.
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!

Card 1:

If you think that hickey looks like a blister.
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!