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 Top ten rejected valentine’s day cardsCard 10: I admire your strength, I admire your spunk. But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. Card 9: Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. Card 8: I bought this Valentine’s card at the sto. In hopes that later, you’d be my ho. Card 7: This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night. Card 6: You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class. Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass. Card 5: Before I met you, my heart was so famished. But now I’m fulfilled ... so make me a samich! Card 4: Through all the things that came to pass. Our love has grown ... but so has your ass. Card 3: You’re a honey ... and you’re a cutie. I just wished you had J-Lo’s "booty". Card 2: I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny. So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny! Card 1: If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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