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Excuses
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Homework
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Maths
Top ten excuses for not doing the math homework
1.
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2.
Isaac Newton's birthday.
3.
I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
4.
I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
5.
I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6.
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7.
I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
8.
I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
9.
I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
10.
I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.
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