Texts - "If you love someone"
 ShakespeareIf you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her. Optimist If you love someone, set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient If you love someone, set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. Patient If you love someone, set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back. Playful If you love someone, set her free ... *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat* C++ Programmer if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; Lawyers If you love someone, set her free ... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that ... Bill Gates If you love someone, set her free ... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologist If you love someone, set her free ... She'll evolve. Statisticians If you love someone, set her free ... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation was improbable anyway. Salesman If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, deal! If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT". Schwarzenegger's fans If you love someone, set her free ... SHE'LL BE BACK! Insurance agent If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, sign her up, If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up! Physician If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity, If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle. Mathematician If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!), If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c is the infinite constant of no turning point. Nowadays' style If you love someone, set her free ... If It Comes Back, It is Yours. If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It! Or perhaps report to immigration that she / is is an illegal.
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