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film projectorFunny Movie Facts 2

More things you would never know without the movies:

1. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

2. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.

3. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

4. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

5. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

6. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

7. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

8. No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

10. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

11. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

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