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Dogs
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Rules
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Animals
Dog property Rules
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If I like it, it's mine.
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If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
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If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
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If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
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If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
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If I saw it first, it's mine.
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If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
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If its broken, it's yours.
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