Texts - "Condom sponsors"

Imagine if major companies started producing or sponsoring condoms, they would become far more fashionable.

Nike Condoms: Just do it

Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

Sony Condoms: Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

KFC Condoms: Finger Licking Good

M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Coca-Cola Condoms: The Real Thing

Ever-Ready Condoms: Keep going and going

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms: Home of the whopper

Nokia Condoms: This is Human Technology

Ericsson Condoms: It's all about connecting people

Motorola Condoms: What you never thought possible

Renault Condoms: Size matters

Energizer: Never say never die

Diet Coke: Just for the taste of it

Ariston: And on, and on ...