Texts - "Actual Warning Labels"

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

On a curling iron:

"For external use only!"

On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

On a fireplace lighter:

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

On a Holmes bathroom heater:

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

On a can of self-defense pepper spray:

"May irritate eyes."

On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:

"Do not use orally."

On a birthday card for a 1 year old:

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."

A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm:

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."

On a box of rat poison:

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."

From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh:

"For a limited time only."

On a remote control for a TV:

"Not dishwasher safe."