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Warnings
Actual Warning Labels
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
On a curling iron:
"For external use only!"
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists:
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
On a fireplace lighter:
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."
On a Holmes bathroom heater:
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms."
On a can of self-defense pepper spray:
"May irritate eyes."
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:
"Do not use orally."
On a birthday card for a 1 year old:
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."
A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm:
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."
On a box of rat poison:
"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh:
"For a limited time only."
On a remote control for a TV:
"Not dishwasher safe."
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