Dating Process6 weeks: "I love U, I love U, I love U." 6 months: "Of course I love U." 6 years: "GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?" Back From Work 6 weeks: "Honey, I'm home." 6 months: "BACK!" 6 years: "What did your mom cook for us today?" Gifts 6 weeks: "Honey, I really hope you liked the ring." 6 months: "I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room." 6 years: "Here's the money. Buy yourself something." Phone Ringing 6 weeks: "Baby, somebody wants you on the phone." 6 months: "Here, for you." 6 years: "PHONE RINGING." Cooking 6 weeks: "I never knew food could taste so good!" 6 months: "What are we having for dinner tonight?" 6 years: "AGAIN!" Apology 6 weeks: "Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you." 6 months: "Watch out! Don't do it again." 6 years: "What's not to understand about what I just said?" New Dress 6 weeks: "Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress." 6 months: "You bought a new dress again?" 6 years: "How much did THAT cost me?" Planning For Vacations 6 weeks: "How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?" 6 months: "What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?" 6 years: "Travel? What's so bad about staying home?" TV 6 weeks: "Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?" 6 months: "I like this movie." 6 years: "I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself."
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